Doctor: “What kind of dessert do you want?”
River: “Jell-O, Sweetie.”
Doctor: “What color jumper were you looking for?”
River: “Yellow, Sweetie.”
Doctor: “What’s your favorite instrument?”
River: ”Cello, Sweetie.”
Doctor: “Which Shakespeare play should we go see?”
River: “Othello, Sweetie”
Doctor: “What brand of tape is on this parcel?”
River: “Sello, Sweetie.”
EMPRESS : Down and down, all the way to the centre of the Earth!
THE DOCTOR: Really? Seriously? What for?
It goes “ding” ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME.